April 2007
10 posts
Cocksucking Douchebag
Yasmin: hehe.. do you want to know what idea i came up with today?
Joey: ill answer that with this wide array of symbols
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Security Update
One of my co-workers said “sakureetai oopdat” today. I think my brain exploded, but the blood shooting out of my nose was too much for me to notice.
Sluts Rock
embracesilence: if it wasn't for sluts those actors in herpes commercials wouldn't work
Share My Fire
After puking for more than four times, it came to me that thinking of myself as a dragon was not helping at all.
All the Sorted Details
Joey: *is listening to Deep Sea Diver by Grizzly Bear*
Joey: C:
Yazid: *is listening to the sound of a fan*
Yazid: (it kinda sounds like the wind)
Joey: are they going to be playing in asia
Joey: or
Joey: omg
Joey: all over the world
Yazid: i'm tempted to throw in a joke on how they took the world by storm
Regarding Jellyfish...and Why My Heart Beats...
Yasmin: you know.. its like im watching them float about in the water. and i keep thinking that theyd taste sweet
Uncertainty
After fifteen exhausting hours of laboring to meet a deadline, it was finally discovered that there had been an extension. Only, the boss had forgotten to inform us two days before.
I don’t think he knows the meaning of getting his car egged, to be honest.
Lever Outside
There are two guitars in my room. One of them has a broken string, the 4th to be exact, and isn’t mine. So why did I freak out over it when I came in?
Classic Headshot
It wasn’t until I was scarfing down Wall’s Magnum Classic in response to a challenge by my co-worker that I realized that I was such a fat bastard.