August 2008
8 posts
Please Refer to Your Hand-Outs As I Battle the...
Apparently, that knock to the noggin just made things worse. Now I’m having headaches that pops up out of nowhere and disintegrates my brain and right eyeball just as I’m up for a presentation.
Happy days truly abound.
Much To My Surprise
Remember that morning when you wake up and everything just seems different? I woke up to find myself smiling. I wasn’t particularly happy about anything, but it seemed like it was going to be a good day.
Lying on the bathroom floor at work with a bleeding forehead made me realize I was wrong, however.
Or was I?
The Matching Clothes Don't Go With Your Face
Random night #1. I have a feeling this will happen more and more as I grow older.
The night was filled with conversations about insecurities and insults regarding perceived psychological intellect. But it wasn’t until she took out and reinserted her lip stud using only her teeth and tongue that I started to go nuts.
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By the Meat Bar
“You buying meat?”
The pretty girl rolls her eyes. “No, I’m just looking for Chinese cabbage.”
“Right. So do you get meat often?” He realizes what he just said and blushes. It is obvious that he is not used to doing whatever he is doing at the moment. He scrunches his face as he reels in disgust at his own self.
“As much as I need to,” she...
Stone Dead Already
Sometimes you get to a point in life and say: how the hell did I get here? I had that particular epiphany a couple of days ago. Sitting in my cubicle and staring at the cardboard tiled ceiling…I started to question myself about my abilities. This new job is definitely the whole Less Work More Pay package but you begin to wonder how much you actually need money more than you do experience....
Allur
It’s been more than a year. And everything has evolved into a less pleasing way of life.
I’m at work where the so-called structural intergrity in paperwork seems to destroy itself really fast. With my helping hand of course. But right now I’m listening to Sigur Ròs’ Hoppipolla. I shouldn’t. You should.