A Conversation About Demon's Souls (PS3)
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Joey: so far, it has got to be the most difficult game ive ever played for the console
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Harry: What's it like
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Joey: it's like any normal SORPG, you make your character, get into a dungeon and see hints and ghosts of other people's characters walking around
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Joey: you see how they die, how they react to certain situations
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Joey: so you're up and ready right, got your shield and sword
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Joey: you attack and dodge and parry and riposte
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Joey: but you realize, you're a soul and you only have half of your life
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Joey: so you kinda have to constantly heal yourself after every meeting you have with the undead and random soldiers
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Joey: you get so far, about half an hour into the game
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Joey: you meet with a fucking knight who takes away two-thirds of your life with one unpredictable stab
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Joey: but you manage to kill him
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Joey: and you realize that youre out of healing potions
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Joey: HAH, you then get into the next room
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Joey: and meet up with this gigantic demon
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Joey: about 20 times your size
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Joey: and you have a fucking shield and sword
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Joey: the demon raises its arms and takes a swipe while you hopelessly try to dodge it
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Joey: but because of your miscalculation of the length of its arm and the distance between you and it
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Joey: you get hit and youre dead
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Joey: after one swipe
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Joey: so you think, ok, lets try that again
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Joey: but you restart
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Joey: at the beginning of the fucking level
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Joey: what the shit
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Joey: WITH 0 MONEY (souls)
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Joey: ALL THAT MONEY YOU ACCUMULATED DROPPED AT WHERE YOU DIED
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Joey: AND YOURE STILL OUT OF GODDAMN HEALING POTIONS
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Joey: SHIT