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A Conversation About Demon's Souls (PS3)
  • Joey: so far, it has got to be the most difficult game ive ever played for the console
  • Harry: What's it like
  • Joey: it's like any normal SORPG, you make your character, get into a dungeon and see hints and ghosts of other people's characters walking around
  • Joey: you see how they die, how they react to certain situations
  • Joey: so you're up and ready right, got your shield and sword
  • Joey: you attack and dodge and parry and riposte
  • Joey: but you realize, you're a soul and you only have half of your life
  • Joey: so you kinda have to constantly heal yourself after every meeting you have with the undead and random soldiers
  • Joey: you get so far, about half an hour into the game
  • Joey: you meet with a fucking knight who takes away two-thirds of your life with one unpredictable stab
  • Joey: but you manage to kill him
  • Joey: and you realize that youre out of healing potions
  • Joey: HAH, you then get into the next room
  • Joey: and meet up with this gigantic demon
  • Joey: about 20 times your size
  • Joey: and you have a fucking shield and sword
  • Joey: the demon raises its arms and takes a swipe while you hopelessly try to dodge it
  • Joey: but because of your miscalculation of the length of its arm and the distance between you and it
  • Joey: you get hit and youre dead
  • Joey: after one swipe
  • Joey: so you think, ok, lets try that again
  • Joey: but you restart
  • Joey: at the beginning of the fucking level
  • Joey: what the shit
  • Joey: WITH 0 MONEY (souls)
  • Joey: ALL THAT MONEY YOU ACCUMULATED DROPPED AT WHERE YOU DIED
  • Joey: AND YOURE STILL OUT OF GODDAMN HEALING POTIONS
  • Joey: SHIT